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Song Parodies -> "All Together? No!!"

Original Song Title:

"All Together Now"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"All Together? No!!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

One and no more.
Keep away from my front door!
For your presence I’ve no yen.
Allez vous!

Don’t come near me
or act solicitously.
I mean it: keep away—
don’t want you.

Do not, I stress, glom on.
Do not grip either hand.
Stay six feet…more is grand.
Do not grope; just do this:
Look at me.

All together? No!! [8X]

Stay shelterèd
and you might not end up dead.
You can’t hang out with the old crew,
or you’re screwed.

All together? No!! [8X]

Just keep on keeping on.
Meetings, zip! Groups are banned.
Stay six feet…more is grand.
Lots of soap—cleanliness!
Books to read.

All together? No!! [ad infinitum]

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Peter - March 26, 2020 - Report this comment
I'm still waiting for The Pope to announce that Easter is moved forward - but maybe young people at sport stadiums are somehow less at risk than old people in crowded churches. Epidemics are plenty in the bible, I'm sure there's a good book reference to use as an excuse if needed.
Arch Vile - March 27, 2020 - Report this comment
Actually you just reminded me. I'd love to see footage from St. Peter's square in the Vatican of all those catholics gathering to see Pope Francis. Ever wonder why Italy has a problem with COVID-19: LOOK AT THOSE DUMB WORSHIPPERS!!!
pickle - April 04, 2020 - Report this comment
Have been thinking of the original since the Yellow Submarine soundtrack album was discussed on 'I Am The EggPod' (Beatles and solo fans' podcast)!

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