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Song Parodies -> "Larvae, Grubs, and Honey"

Original Song Title:

"Lawyers, Guns, and Money"

Original Performer:

Warren Zevon

Parody Song Title:

"Larvae, Grubs, and Honey"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’m always getting sated
on my three favorite foods.
But sometimes I’ll steal
the picnic baskets of dudes.

I was gamboling in the clover,
and then I got my mitts
on larvae grubs, and honey
and was in delight’s fits, yeah!

I am an ursine gourmander—
in hives my paw’s been stuck.
I clean out logs in a bug chase.
Grubs are like paté, duck!
I find ’em, I'm in luck,
and into them I tuck.

I’m bibing a honey fest;
I am a dessert fan.
Love larvae, grubs, and honey.
That’s my three-way meal plan.

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