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Song Parodies -> "I Doffed My Belt in School"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Doffed My Belt in School"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I doffed my belt in school;
pants then declined.
The teacher said, “That isn’t cool!
Kids are eyein’
eyein’ and spyin’.
“I really should banish
you, throw you right out.
At least you don’t brandish
the gland that can stand like a redoubt.
Don’t doff your belt in school!
That act ain’t fine…
not fine!
“It’s taboo,
so eschew
it; don’t do
it or you will be bound
to a hard chair,
waiting then to see
Officer Brown…
the police!”
I donned the belt anew
and kept in line.
pants then declined.
The teacher said, “That isn’t cool!
Kids are eyein’
eyein’ and spyin’.
“I really should banish
you, throw you right out.
At least you don’t brandish
the gland that can stand like a redoubt.
Don’t doff your belt in school!
That act ain’t fine…
not fine!
“It’s taboo,
so eschew
it; don’t do
it or you will be bound
to a hard chair,
waiting then to see
Officer Brown…
the police!”
I donned the belt anew
and kept in line.
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