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Song Parodies -> "I Have Some Stale Couscous"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I Have Some Stale Couscous"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I have some stale couscous. . .
day thirty-nine.
Got the consistency of juice—
I ain’t tryin
it, am not tryin’.

I just couldn’t stand to
try chowin’ it down
Up I’d chuck it and to
the ground it would cascade, in a mound.

Nix to the stale couscous—
not good to dine
on—nein!

Stale couscous
looks like juice;
color’s puce
I would puke,
and right now
if it went there:
into my tummy.
Not good chow—
it’s slimy.

You know, this stale couscous
ain’t fit for swine!

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Rick C - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Ah, nice cause for couscous, Cuzz ,
Meriadoc - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
I've only ever seen the stuff, dry, semi-powdered, in a box. But it was probably stale too.

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