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Song Parodies -> "I Feel Clitty"
Original Song Title:
"I Feel Pretty"
Original Performer:
West Side Story soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"I Feel Clitty"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I feel clitty,
oh so clitty,
’cause my split, see, of him/she ain’t right.
I want titties—
and I wish I were a girl each night.
Need disarming
of my warm thing
that goes farming and makes marms sing, squeal
when their clitties sense hardness they can really feel.
See that clit-free “girl” in the mirror there.
Who can that masculine girl be?
Not a pretty face,
but a pretty dress!
that’s a pretty style.
I want clitty me!!
I’ll be stunning,
no more pants, sir. . .
fashioned cunning
no lance-sir deployed.
When doc’s done,
I’ll be clittied, buoyed, and unboyed.
oh so clitty,
’cause my split, see, of him/she ain’t right.
I want titties—
and I wish I were a girl each night.
Need disarming
of my warm thing
that goes farming and makes marms sing, squeal
when their clitties sense hardness they can really feel.
See that clit-free “girl” in the mirror there.
Who can that masculine girl be?
Not a pretty face,
but a pretty dress!
that’s a pretty style.
I want clitty me!!
I’ll be stunning,
no more pants, sir. . .
fashioned cunning
no lance-sir deployed.
When doc’s done,
I’ll be clittied, buoyed, and unboyed.
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JAB - Despite what your protagonist desires, it took real balls to do this one. ;D
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