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Song Parodies -> "Dough Gain"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Dough Gain"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

If you wanna make out and get girls to put out:
dough gain.
If you got a big mound, gals will come ’round
You can buy, you can buy, you can buy
mo’ dames.

Though your rug is loose, you can hand out abuse—
show lame
’cause you are the Don-ald, a thuggish con—
so lame.
You can buy, you can buy, you can buy
mo’ dames.

You can have much fun if you have got a ton—
dough gain.
Pull out of your bag a whole bunch of swag—
dough gain.
You can buy what you prize, any size—
dough gain.

You can tithe any jivemonger’s lies—
no shame.

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