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Song Parodies -> "I'll Try to Sell This Slew"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Try to Sell This Slew"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

The Book of Kells you view,
And it looks fine.
But there is another book too,
Also Irish.
I am aspirish
To attempt to land in
This tome of renown. . .
Take shot at commandin'
A spot for the most tunes written down. . .

. . .Take-offs on "Spell" they'll view;
I'll drop a line
Sometime.

In going to
Attempt to
Ask, "Would you
Take my slew.
I hope "wow!"
They will declare
'bout these parodies
Then say, "Yes!" Now. . .

. . .with spirit,
I'll try to sell this slew.
It's long shot time.

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alvin - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
i want a signed copy of this book !
littleSpellCakes - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I agree with Sir Alvin, "Spells O'Jack Barrow" Oh, how it be a best seller !! . . . and Sir John, keep the passages referring to ~L'meat ~ to a minimum, oh . . .pleease!
Stan Hall - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Lining up for a comped copy, maybe a galley proof.
First thought 'pon seeing the title had to do with horses, Seattle, and taxidermy. Must be the Alvin effect. :-)
John Barry - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Cakes, Stan. To paraphrase the ad copy: My book quest: try Guinness.
Johnny D - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Congratulations on reaching the #1 position on the AmiRight Authors page, JB !!!

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