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Song Parodies -> "Goat Writhin' in the Sty"

Original Song Title:

"Ghost Riders in the Sky"

Original Performer:

Marty Robbins

Parody Song Title:

"Goat Writhin' in the Sty"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

*Eponym: a person for whom something is named'e.g., William Penn is an eponym of Pennsylvania
An old cowpoke went out to be an eponym* one day.
He's rigid, wants it nested, ensconced in a bovine bay.
His attention was wrested from his cow because he saw
An interspecies coupling that caused him to drop his jaw.

Piggy-I-O, kiddie-I-A:
Goat writhin' in the sty.

This randy goat's on fire, and his hooves make the sow kneel.
His horns up, but his flock is out a-grazin' in the field.
His bolt was nearly screwed in as he jumped her in the sty,
Then it was right in and comin' hard; he heard a porcine cry.

Piggy-I-O, kiddie-I-A:
Goat writhin' in the sty.

He could be gauntlets if he's heard
Working like this to sweat.
He'd love to be hard with the herd, but he sticks with piglet.
He'd like to ride forever on this denizen of sty.
His course is set; he's snorting'an ovine orgasmic cry.

Piggy-I-O, kiddie-I-A:
Goat writhin' in the sty.

A wise old goat loped up by him and said, "Kid quell the flame.
Just in case you haven't noticed, you and she are not the same.
So I suggest you change your ways, or you will have tanned hide."
The kid panted, "Buzz off! I'm makin' bacon on the side."

Piggy-I-O, kiddie-I-A:
Goat writhin' in the sty.

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 12

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 3
 3
 
 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   0
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 5   9
 9
 9
 

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alvin rhodes - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
disturbingly funny...5s
Johnny D - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Yikes! I thought I was, the bawdy-ballad dude, but I've just handed my skin-crawl-crown to YOU!
Johnny D - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
But I voted 5's in spite of my comic revulsion!
John Barry - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD and Alvin.
Michael Pacholek - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
You are such a ham, John. If you'll pardon me for butting in.
Phil Alexander - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought "he must be kidding"... I see he was, but not in the way I was expecting ;-)
Michael Pacholek - September 21, 2015 - Report this comment
David Cameron loves this one.

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