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Song Parodies -> "My Gut Looms Under My Skin"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got You Under My Skin"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"My Gut Looms Under My Skin"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Thanks to Royce Miller for the idea.
My gut looms under my skin,
My gut zooms, eating a hart* wholly--
I eat not mere parts; when I start, there's no stopping me.
My gut moves--sunders my din.

To fried dough I will give in;
I'm sated on elk; to sea fare--now I will go for whelk.
The fries I won't try to resist. . .those baby clams coldly shelled,
Then my gut looms under my skin.

I've snacking vice, gorging on cream that's iced,
Those goods baked, oh, bring them near, dear,
The spiced buns are warming, moist and come with fried rice,
Which I'll eat, this treat, now and here.

Oh, spoon roe--dribbled drool!--from cans, freshly tinned.
Booze 'fore I start to feast: shake up some dry martins!
So before I chew, gust+ this hot-off stew,
Taste hyssop** that's poured in the gin.
Then my gut booms--thunder within.


* male deer
+ taste, savor (Scottish)
** aromatic herb used as a flavoring agent in gin

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Lionel Mertens - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
An overactive imagination meted with a overactive gut. me likes 5's
alvin rhodes - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
my gut shook with laughter
Kristof Robertson - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
the king of soundalike parodies gifts us another doozy. 555
AFW - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Whacky and tasty, and an all around good fun read...555
malcolm higgins - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
wow a man after my own heft 5- 5 5- sorry about the gut sag in the middle of the score
John Barry - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lionel, Alvin, Kristof, AFW, Malcolm.
Johnny D - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Heavy, man, heavy. Belt it BELOW the equator!

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