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Song Parodies -> "Horse Platitudes"

Original Song Title:

"Horse Latitudes"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Horse Platitudes"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

When a filly inspires a farmer
To go trudging to the race course,
Yearning, seeking a sponsor,
But failing to get. . . .

Awkward kissoff--
"That's the worst animal. Forget it, son."
Then, curiously, something
Is seen: she gallops,
The headwind bucks.
The huge mistral atrophies.
"The Derby is mine!"
She eats clover.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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alvin - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
nice bit of horsing around
littleFillyCakes - January 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Many a Rancher has been inspired by his frisky filly, Sir!!

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