-> "Leader of the Claque"
Original Song Title:
"Leader of the Pack" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Leader of the Claque"
Hey, is anyone really into him?
We’re seeking an answer.
Blather, that is what he is blaring
Around the truth he is a dancer,
yet many stick up for his mendacity
Every day, he’s a screecher.
The wretch is just a pander-whore.
He’ll turn stances quickly.
A toxic mixture,
Too many fall for
the leader of the claque.
Some folks will go for whatever clown;
makes a big sound, and then they hang around.
Others say, “He’s just a fad;
you all are being had.
Why do you fall for
the leader of the claque?!
“You oughta go and find someone new,
who really has your interests in view.”
But he’s apple of their eye;
to blinders they won’t say “bye!”
Though they will get screwed
by leader of the claque.
He’s appalling and should be kissed “goodbye”;
we’d cheer loudly if he did go.
Oh you could hope and pray—that would be alright,
but it’s better to vote than waste time with Bible-tote.
Go, go, go…!
We’re feeling helpless, screwed by this crew;
through hell and COVID they’ve put us through,
simply because they don’t care,
as long as they’re all getting their share,
right along with their grifter
leader of the claque.
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