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Song Parodies -> "It's Lathed"

Original Song Title:

"It's Late"

Original Performer:

Ricky Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"It's Lathed"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

It's lathed,
A gorgeous-grain birch bone,
It's lathed
And it's Gorgon long.
No lad
Needed for a wood time.
Can moan,
Yet none's spent in your clime.

It's lathed,
And it's a bountiful mass.
It's lathed,
Looks like the Bounty's mast.
No need
For that Y chromosome,
Babe, you just need a cock
That will crow in morn.

It's sheathed in your cleft; oh, it's a gorgeous nine--
You're gonna have fun and take plenty of time.
Don't have too worry 'bout a dimwit date;
Just pry, jack, and undulate,
Just lie back and ululate.

It's up
24x7, see,
You're free
From hassle of ED.

It's lathed
And can't make "him" a dad.
Gonads
In this case become gone nads.

It's lathed,
Gorgeous pre-burgeoned bone,
Trim-bathed,
And it's goin' strong.

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alvin - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
delightfully goofy piece of woodwork
Jason - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny!
ladyCupCakes - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Captain Jack Barrow , it's definitely another sweaty Pirate piece!
Stan Hall - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
A big grin ... and yet another of your them-of-the day that, inexplicably to me, skipped the censorial bite elastic that has thrice chewed up and spat back my similarly-themed Major General parody. Oh well ... 5s for you. :-)
John Barry - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Jason, Lady, Stan (yeah, seems to be kind of a crapshoot. I've sometimes seen fairly explicit stuff get through).
Stephen Harrington - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
555'd...! This made me think of Strong Bad's Teen Girl Squad. XD

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