Their hair just cannot hold out what will arise. . .
with their hands, form a mold, try to cover up their eyes.
The mist has an orange hue, like John Boehner who cries.
Into the faces it goes and those UC Davis eyes.

They release it—first a sneeze fit,
after that chemical breeze hits.
It’s nasty stuff, more than enough,
but nobody gets a face flush.
Chancellor OK’d this. . .not too wise, burning UC Davis eyes.

Around the world it goes, ’cause viral is the sight
of kids in the spray’s throes. . .burning UC Davis eyes.
One cop, a bumbling goon sprays ’em way more than twice,
one of the boys in blue scourging UC Davis eyes.

Up the nose it goes, a throat hit,
scorching peepers, with added choke fit.
It’s ferocious and there’s no flush—
what is needed is a hose gush.
A fiasco—folks ask, “Why assault UC Davis eyes?”

Cops unheeded, but was needed
the overkill interceded?
Cops ferocious, yes, although must
give ’em credit. . .did no nose busts.