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Song Parodies -> "Gat-Whacked Femur"

Original Song Title:

"Cat Scratch Fever"

Original Performer:

Ted Nugent

Parody Song Title:

"Gat-Whacked Femur"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Hell, this guy is really dumb,
But then, where's he from?
From the NFL is he,
Where each game there is a new hit--
Concussions' neighborhood.
The guy's name is Plaxico B.

He got a gat-whacked femur,
Gat-whacked femur.

In the thigh's where he shot it;
In his leg was a hole.
And it must have been pretty damn sore.
He went to see the doctor;
He got a suture;
Then the law was at his door.

He got a gat-whacked femur,
Gat-whacked femur.

It was quite dangerous;
He's a lamebrain. . .
Must have been de- deranged
To go into the club, gun tucked in his HanesĀ®.
So was this grown man vyin', vyin'
To be Vick-brain-dead?

He had the pistol poised
In his sweatpants waistband.
So did he plan a shootin' spree?
The cocked hammer let go
And the man got a gam-slam.
At least he missed his wee-wee.

He got a gat-whacked femur,
Gat-whacked femur.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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Andria - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody, John, although I have one issue with it: The OS was from the 1970s, not the 1960s. Although I was born just after the 70s ended, I was raised around that type of music and still listen to it. I have written many parodies of this OS and will submit them and many more, so I know the OS quite well and will give you 5s. BTW, was the use of this OS inspired by my parodies of it?
Timmy1000 - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Clever to use a song from a noted Gunmeister like Nugent to tell of Plaxico's woes with the gun.
MadameBulBette - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Got Bulbs, . . . Pirate Jack?
MrMacphisto - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
What Timmy said.. 5-5-5
Hu's On First - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow, I hadn't heard about this...looks like Plaxico was a few inches away from shooting off his DNA molecules and earning a "Darwin Award". A brand-new 555-gauge for John Barry! Did you know that Ted Nugent recently appeared on a white supremacist radio show? Yes, it's true: Google it (the show is called "The Political Cesspool'). If you're looking for more ideas for Nugent song parodies, there's one right there.
John Barry - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria (mea culpa), Timmy, Madame, MrM, Hu.

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