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Song Parodies -> "On Lunch Meat’s How I Live"

Original Song Title:

"On the Street Where You Live"

Original Performer:

My Fair Lady soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"On Lunch Meat’s How I Live"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I have often hogged down this treat galore—
It’s a tasty blue-plate special, great lunch meat galore.
It’s a bunch I buy, then I pile it high.
Love this chow—on lunch meat’s how I live

“It’s a vile-act feed!” is the snark put-down.
“It will make you fart, and it is bad for your heart, clown!”
Must decamp—they’re sore—and express some more
To my gut; on lunch meat’s how I live.

They show a glowering peering;
They don’t go for what I hold dear.
The overpowering sneering
Will make me beckon them and then return the jeer.

Vegans mock and glare, then they lecture me—
I give them a wurst-thick digit when they hector me.
Then I skitter by, middle finger high,
Out of here ere a beating they give.

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P Pete - February 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Lips, ears, head scraps, hoof meat, ahh, delicious. Good humor sandwich, here.
! ! ! - February 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Sir, I think we all know what you 'hold' dear, Duke oStroke-On-Wood . . .

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