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Song Parodies -> "On Lunch Meat’s How I Live"
Original Song Title:
"On the Street Where You Live"
Original Performer:
My Fair Lady soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"On Lunch Meat’s How I Live"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I have often hogged down this treat galore—
It’s a tasty blue-plate special, great lunch meat galore.
It’s a bunch I buy, then I pile it high.
Love this chow—on lunch meat’s how I live
“It’s a vile-act feed!” is the snark put-down.
“It will make you fart, and it is bad for your heart, clown!”
Must decamp—they’re sore—and express some more
To my gut; on lunch meat’s how I live.
They show a glowering peering;
They don’t go for what I hold dear.
The overpowering sneering
Will make me beckon them and then return the jeer.
Vegans mock and glare, then they lecture me—
I give them a wurst-thick digit when they hector me.
Then I skitter by, middle finger high,
Out of here ere a beating they give.
It’s a tasty blue-plate special, great lunch meat galore.
It’s a bunch I buy, then I pile it high.
Love this chow—on lunch meat’s how I live
“It’s a vile-act feed!” is the snark put-down.
“It will make you fart, and it is bad for your heart, clown!”
Must decamp—they’re sore—and express some more
To my gut; on lunch meat’s how I live.
They show a glowering peering;
They don’t go for what I hold dear.
The overpowering sneering
Will make me beckon them and then return the jeer.
Vegans mock and glare, then they lecture me—
I give them a wurst-thick digit when they hector me.
Then I skitter by, middle finger high,
Out of here ere a beating they give.
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Lips, ears, head scraps, hoof meat, ahh, delicious. Good humor sandwich, here.
Sir, I think we all know what you 'hold' dear, Duke oStroke-On-Wood . . .
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