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Song Parodies -> "My Putter’s Held by You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"My Putter’s Held by You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

My putter’s held by you;
It feels so fine.
Please do not stop that which you do.
It is risin’,
So keep on prisin’

You know, it is standing;
You’re rubbing around.
After, grab my mashie
And handle it; don’t let it drop down.

My putter’s held by you
Much of the time,
So fine!

I love you
To take 2
Club and hew
It till you are sore now.

Then reach in there
And grab number three. . .
Firm as the bough
Of a tree!

My putter’s swell for you
All of the time.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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< ! ! ! > - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
I guess being "Belled" isn't enough for some Gents . . . .
Harry - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Putter...LOL! be sure and don't use a "Wood" or an "Iron"...fore!!!
Timmy1000 - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
This is about golf, right? You get a par 555 on this one.
alvin - July 19, 2009 - Report this comment
5s, of course

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