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Song Parodies -> "You’re a Big Boy Now"

Original Song Title:

"You're a Big Boy Now"

Original Performer:

Lovin' Spoonful

Parody Song Title:

"You’re a Big Boy Now"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I know this thing you never had before:
You’re now a dude—they blocked that open door.
You got prepared with anabolic chow.
You’re no more a frau
’cause you’re a big boy now,
A bull and not a cow,
’cause you’re a big boy now.

You’re not a girl—they got that hole zipped on you,
But still there’s hair—the short and curlicues—
But shave? No way! As dame you’d shorn it quite well. . .
Not done by dudes; that’s how a lass grooms swell.
Lad, you’ll face-shave now
’cause you’re a big boy—wow!

Goodbye, great big girl; “daddy” is your new cue;
No more pretty face, it’s “handsome” on the new you.
Damn! You look so different. And the stubble coarse is;
Your jugs have away gone,
And you’re peeing just like horse whizz.

I know this swing you never had before;
You’re now a dude—with cock to open doors.
You got prepared with testosterone chow.
You’re no more a frau
’cause you’re a big boy now,
A boar and not a sow,
’cause you’re a big boy now.

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Jonathan S. - April 13, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS - but it was a pleasant read.
Phil N - April 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Also DKTOS but good write
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