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Song Parodies -> "Vittles: Puce Soup"

Original Song Title:

"Little Deuce Coupe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Vittles: Puce Soup"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A little bilingual wordplay here. "Puce," a dark or brownish purple, comes from French "puce," "flea." "Mort" is an obsolete term for "death."
Vittles: puce soup,
I don't know what you've wrought.
Vittles: puce soup,
I don't know what you've wrought.

Excuse my gaggin', babe, I can't keep it down,
'Cause I thought I saw a nasty eel slith'rin' 'round.
It's gonna come up one me; it'll be high tide,
Because something swims in there,
And I don't think that it's died.

Mys'try vittles: puce soup,
I don't know what you've wrought.

Musty myst'ry puce soup must have flat roadkill,
Like a hawk, wing-sundered bird that a van did drill.
Aborted lemurs? Maybe smoked gophers?
It makes me chunder like porridge that's choked with goat fur.
Myst'ry vittles: puce soup,
I don't know what you've wrought.

I heard some thumpin' in the hutch; then I swore I saw gore.
I sense fur of the kitten that had snake-bite mort.
I thought that I could sup till I flipped up the lid
Of the tureen and saw some pink lips flappin'.

I can't find the canine, and it looks likes fleas
Are floating on this rust-hued water--no, not Fido, please!
Some pustules from an ape or Van Gogh's sheared ear?
Do I taste rubber. . .octopus rear

In these vittles? Puce soup--
I don't know what you've wrought.
Roadkill vittles? Puce soup--
I don't know what you've wrought.
Skinhead schnitzel? Puce soup--
I don't know what you've wrought.
Insect vittles? Puce soup--
I don't where's the dog.


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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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Johnny D - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
No soup for you! ;-)
AFW - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
My ex used to make soup like that...this cooks...555 degrees
Kristof Robertson - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
The title alone is worth 5's but it just got better.
alvin rhodes - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
lucky me...reading this while i'm having lunch...puce is a color every bit as ugly as its name...5s for your parody, though
John Barry - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD, AFW, Kristof, Alvin.
Adagio - October 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeeuk!! Think somebody's due for cooking lessons? lol

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