Freedom would be drowned
(Freedom would go down)
Bad news if you’re gay
(In the closet stay)
Live under “God’s law,”
(Gov. should be God’s law)
If you went astray
(You would rue the day)
You might first be warned
(If lucky, be warned)
Or just sent away
(Where, no one could say)
Caliphate-esque dreaming
(Caliphate-esque dreaming)
The theocratic way

There’d be just one church
Which one I need not say
All would have to get on knees
(“Get down on your knees!”)
And then would have to pray
(“Pray or you will pay!”)
You know the preachers would have roles
(Preachers trump Cong. trolls)
In making laws. Ave!
(Man’s law’d go away)
Caliphate-esque dreaming
(Caliphate-esque scheming)
The theofascist way

Freedom would be found
(Here would not be found)
Elsewhere, far away
(Hadn’t lost its way)
Somewhere where man’s law
(Where there’s still man’s law)
Did still rule the day
(Hadn’t gone away)
Where no one would tell ya
(Few would yell of hellfire)
That ya have to pray
(On you they’d not prey)
Caliphate-esque dreaming
(Caliphate-esque dreaming)
The theocratic way
(Caliphate-esque scheming)
The theofascist way
(Caliphate-esque dreaming)
“Get on your knees and pray!”
(Caliphate-esque dreaming)
I’d have to run away