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Song Parodies -> "Pork You Ate"
Original Song Title:
"Born Too Late"
Original Performer:
Poni-Tails
Parody Song Title:
"Pork You Ate"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Pork you ate: not good gastronomy.
You’re screwed, because that pig was trichi., mate.
Fie on that pork you ate!
Pork you ate was not a rancid grub,
the fry, not high—uncooked substrate
in that pork you ate.
I’d seen the wok was uncovered;
the flame was quite tiny.
The wrong way to cook a pig, dude!
And so you soon will be whiny.
That’s because
pork you ate was evil fare.
If pig you fry,
turn the heat up at least to “8.”
Why? To miss a bad fate.
Pork you ate was really rare—
trich’s nix will die,
then you will have a wormy fate.
Fry high or mourn till late.
You’re screwed, because that pig was trichi., mate.
Fie on that pork you ate!
Pork you ate was not a rancid grub,
the fry, not high—uncooked substrate
in that pork you ate.
I’d seen the wok was uncovered;
the flame was quite tiny.
The wrong way to cook a pig, dude!
And so you soon will be whiny.
That’s because
pork you ate was evil fare.
If pig you fry,
turn the heat up at least to “8.”
Why? To miss a bad fate.
Pork you ate was really rare—
trich’s nix will die,
then you will have a wormy fate.
Fry high or mourn till late.
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Mmmm, bacon - but better be careful. Always like the oldies being used. I cooked this one at 555 degrees.
What can I say, but (er) well done!
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