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Song Parodies -> "Chum Together"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Chum Together"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Here come troll rank slop;
it’s yuck-gooey and gross me,
look like fugu eyeballs;
it ain’t for the polers.
We got to get down on our knees,
glom and all be throwers
of it onto the sea.

Me gotta hold rhin;
these guts nose-slam, appall;
me’ll get gunky fingers,
me crave nosey-holder.
They say, “It’s on you to hold the
bucket, though it smell ‘whew!’
Chum together, right now,
nose-scourged three.”

We gag; eruption
seems might from our guts shoot—
stream it right overboard,
see some briny snacks' surge.
We dump greasy grossness lib’rally
into the water where
it’s a tease makes fishies
clump together for chow:
haute cuisine?!

We troll from boat, search
with our sonar warning.
But it’s chummy water
we love choked with pilchard.
They say, “Dump this clumped gunk in the sea.
Gonna be good cooking, what we catch, chumps, you’ll see!”

Chummers never, we vow, will we be.
Chum together? No!
Chummers, never, no…!

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CML - March 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Chum chummery, chum chummery, chum chum, chummy .... When you're baiting shark, you're in glad company ....... Didn't Dick Van Dyke sing that in the Broadway musical "Jaws."
Callmelennie - March 07, 2017 - Report this comment
And hey, CML, dont forget the opening number of "Jaws" where Julie Andrews sings, "The swells are alive with the sound of puking."
JAB - March 07, 2017 - Report this comment
I'll be expecting to see these from you, CML.

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