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Song Parodies -> "Lime My Mire"

Original Song Title:

"Light My Fire"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Lime My Mire"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

You know that when I must dump poo,
An outhouse trip is my desire.
Got no running-water loo,
So to keep the stench from rising higher:
Gotta tame it. . .lime my mire,
Gotta tame it. . .lime my mire.
Dicey to ignite my mire.

And when evacuation's through,
I try not swallow or respire,
My lunch I've woes I might lose
And my gut become a food denier.
Gotta tame it. . .lime my mire,
Gotta tame it. . .lime my mire.
Light need to ignite my mire.

And when evacuation's through,
I've white powder that I require. . .
Ply it onto number 2s
And lunge quickly from that spot. . .retire.
Gotta tame it. . .lime my mire,
Gotta tame it. . .lime my mire.
Gelignite might light my mire.

You know that when I must pump doo,
An outhouse trip is my desire.
What's a hillbilly to do
After voiding region that's on fire?
Gotta tame it. . .lime my mire,
In the waste pit. . ..lime my mire.
Too dicey to light my mire,
Too dicey--I might expire,
I'm an Appalachian crier,
I've got crapalation ire,
That I've gotta lime my mire.

[close on sharp expellant explosion that sounds like a snare-drum rimshot, followed by organ transcription of Bach's Fartita No. 2]

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Meriadoc - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Great job. For an even better laugh imagine Jose Feliciano singing this. What's next - "I Put Some Lime on You Babe" ?
PMS - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
555 just for "crapulation ire"
Peregrin - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Good stuff!
AFW - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Tricky idea, and title...Limey
alvin - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
heaping some fives on ya
Harry - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
great stuff, John.
littleCupCakes - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir John, somehow i just can't envison hillbillies listening to Bach??!?

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