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Song Parodies -> "She Whips, Sue, My Merry Mistress"
Original Song Title:
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"She Whips, Sue, My Merry Mistress"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
She whips, Sue, my merry mistress,
She whips, Sue, my merry mistress,
She whips, ooh!, my merry mistress—
Down the back, to the rear.
Lash hidings, sweet stings,
She’ll rouge up my skin.
Lash hidings. . .more, mistress!
Then a slapping to rear.
She wants to give a drubbing,
She wants to give a clubbing,
She wants to give a snubbing—
She withholds a beer.
Lash hidings, she stings,
She’ll rouge up my shin.
Lash hidings. . .more, mistress!
Then a slappy nude rear.
I won’t go off till I get drubbed,
I won’t go off till I get clubbed,
I won’t go off till I get snubbed—
First a laugh, then a sneer.
Lash hidings, she stings,
She’ll bruise up my skin.
Lash hidings. . .more, mistress!
And a laughing good sneer.
She whips, Sue, my merry mistress,
She sips brew, my merry mistress,
I’d lip brew, but she’ll dismiss this
As she bashes my rear.
Lash hidings, sweet stings,
She’ll bruise up my shin.
Lash hidings. . .more, mistress!
Then she laughs: “No more, dear!”
She whips, Sue, my merry mistress,
She whips, ooh!, my merry mistress—
Down the back, to the rear.
Lash hidings, sweet stings,
She’ll rouge up my skin.
Lash hidings. . .more, mistress!
Then a slapping to rear.
She wants to give a drubbing,
She wants to give a clubbing,
She wants to give a snubbing—
She withholds a beer.
Lash hidings, she stings,
She’ll rouge up my shin.
Lash hidings. . .more, mistress!
Then a slappy nude rear.
I won’t go off till I get drubbed,
I won’t go off till I get clubbed,
I won’t go off till I get snubbed—
First a laugh, then a sneer.
Lash hidings, she stings,
She’ll bruise up my skin.
Lash hidings. . .more, mistress!
And a laughing good sneer.
She whips, Sue, my merry mistress,
She sips brew, my merry mistress,
I’d lip brew, but she’ll dismiss this
As she bashes my rear.
Lash hidings, sweet stings,
She’ll bruise up my shin.
Lash hidings. . .more, mistress!
Then she laughs: “No more, dear!”
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Eat, drink, and beat Barry! Merry Christmas, JAB!
Ya can't spell Christmas without S&M. 555 lashings for you.
Barry , . . I know it's you! . . . Now where's that Tabasco sauce ? OOps, oh, that was CowboyDave ! ! SirSweaty, . . you'll be the end o'me !
I can see you . . . Sneering . . . Leering . . . with that Grin oSin ! ! Not very Advent-like, Sir ! . . Oh, and how's your ' knee ' ? ? makes any ' Lap-Work" a bit dfficult, eh, SirSweaty !
I'm convulsed at your comment, OMR. A merry one to you too. And to McKludge and DIVA--thanks.
Uuuum, we'll put you down for 'naughty" this year. 555
What McKludge and blackjack21 said and I'll add that it isn't an American Christmas until your rear end looks like the stripes on the US flag!
Unbeatable
I think it's pretty funny, but I'll probably never fully understand you whippersnatchers...
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