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Song Parodies -> "I’ll Be Gnome for Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home for Christmas"

Original Performer:

Various Artists

Parody Song Title:

"I’ll Be Gnome for Christmas"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

My demeanor’s slight; people tower above
me; I’m short, measuring just 2’ 2”.
But I’ll show these schmoes: I’ll plan an attack
that they will rue.

I’ll be gnome for Christmas—
on lawn you’ll find me.
They will know that I’m their foe,
a reverse Santa C.

Christmas Eve will find me
plotting evil schemes:
raiding homes on Christmas. . .
steal all from floors to beams.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   6

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Rob Arndt - December 23, 2014 - Report this comment
JAB, you are still the MASTER!!!
Jonathan - December 23, 2014 - Report this comment
you Gnome your getting 5's right?
Patrick - December 23, 2014 - Report this comment
You'll be gnome on Christmas Day. Find where gifts are stashed away. And you'll walk conveniently, way below the Christmas tree.
John Barry - December 23, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob, and congrats on the #2 slot!
Rob Arndt - December 23, 2014 - Report this comment
NP JAB, it just took me 3 years, 8 mos, and 23 days :-)

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