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Song Parodies -> "I Feel Kitties"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel Pretty"

Original Performer:

West Side Story Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"I Feel Kitties"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I feel kitties,
Yo! Trope: “kitties.”
Feeling kitties I feel is my right!
is my world; I take in me delight.

Freewheel arm’s bent
toward that charm rent.
There’s no harm meant
by arm bent with zeal
toward entities
that for beaver-cleavers have appeal.

Go for kitties, girls, with my digits “there”…
grab a patch o’ snatch—natch, that’s me.
Love that kitty place,
love to mitty-press
on to kitty while
on a kitty spree.

My zeal’s touching
where that cat is;
there’s so much in there hands can enjoy.
Stubs I shove
high up, bitty ones to deploy.

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Total Votes: 13

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