Some business types are bad,
Their shareholders have been had.
When they see how bad, they need a nurse.
An SEC epistle. . .
Tell dumb twits
We've been chiseled.
Here's how this guy got us into this mess:

Cooked the books, hired a "consultant," his wife
[Groan]
Cooked the books, hired a "consultant," his wife
[Groan]

His gains were all ill-gotten
He's Danish; things were rotten.
Absconded with what rappers call "bling bling."
They've made us feel like chumps,
By doing "pumps and dumps."
We curse them and we bristle
At their sting, scam.

Cooked the books, hired a "consultant," his wife
[Groan]
Cooked the books, hired a "consultant," his wife
[Groan]

This guy's a shite, a turd
Our debts cannot be purged.
It's curtains for our company right now.
We can't give this good spin;
Media types have dug in.
Bart Simpson's wrong, we will now have a cow.
Woe!

We find we're on the wrong side of debt
[Groan]
Hiring this nerd'll have been a bad bet.
[Groan]

Guy's a piece of shit
He was on our tit.
He laughs to the bank; we sit and rue.
So this just goes to show:
When you're staffing, take it slow
A background check's the first thing you should do.

Cooked the books, hired a "consultant," his wife
[Groan]
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