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Song Parodies -> "Estrogen Bean"
Original Song Title:
"Zestfully Clean"
Original Performer:
Zest commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Estrogen Bean"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Estrogen bean,
estrogen bean.
Dudes who eat this bean
might well be guessed to be queen.
Estrogen bean,
estrogen bean,
estrogen queen.
Dudes who fress this bean
might soon have breasts to be seen.
estrogen bean.
Dudes who eat this bean
might well be guessed to be queen.
Estrogen bean,
estrogen bean,
estrogen queen.
Dudes who fress this bean
might soon have breasts to be seen.
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not bad, old bean! 5s
No short songs. This means TV theme shows, commercials, or any other song with less than 10 unique lines.
This parody has 9 lines, only 5 of which are unique.
This parody has 9 lines, only 5 of which are unique.
I suspect JAB is sending up the infinite repetition of mundane commercials as OS. Unratable except for wicked humor (?/whocares-), (5), (3.7)
Cool Beans, 5's
hey AG, since when has this been a rule? I don't recall it, and several commercial parodies exist already. especially of this OS!
Jon, there's not. Just 10 lines minimum, no graphic sexuality, and no ALL CAPS allowed... Not only are there commercial jingles, but tv theme songs (key word- songs), hymns, poetry, Xmas jingles, and more! For the longest time (even before I came here in 2011).
Jon and Rob: All you have to do is click on http://www.amiright.com/parody/submitting.shtml and read the bullet item No Short Songs. It reads No TV theme songs and No commercials. And it's not just 10 lines, minimum, but 10 unique lines. Obviously, these rules are not enforced. Others are not enforced, too.
A closer reading of the rules may allow TV theme songs and commercials with more than 10 unique lines. The rule is poorly written and therefore ambiguous.
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds"~ Ralph Waldo Emerson. Also it shows that thinking outside the box is beyond your range. I have hundreds of the types I listed. I pride myself on my creativity and variance of materials. Besides AG, why do you care?
Rob, if there are no boundaries, let me give you this outside-of-the-box suggestion: submit your parody fragments as full-fledged parodies. Hoo-ha! That will propel you into first place and your greatest productivity dream will come true. I am The Conscience of Amiright, and I aim to keep it zestfully clean. Here is another suggestion: Choose a simple 4-line OS with infinite possibilities, such as Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Blow, blow, blow it out
Waft it in the breeze
Carefully, carefully, carefully, carefully
Cleanly cut the cheese.
Blow, blow, blow it out
Waft it in the breeze
Carefully, carefully, carefully, carefully
Cleanly cut the cheese.
Well AG, you got it all wrong again. I didn't say there were no boundaries. I stated what the general parody rules were. Chuck is the Editor and makes all final choices anyway, not you. Btw, you even got "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" wrong. The full kids song is 11 verses! Look it up.
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