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Song Parodies -> "Ja, Dat Is Melk en Koe"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Ja, Dat Is Melk en Koe"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Give a man a glass of milk and he will drink it. Give a man a cow and he will produce milk for a multitude. Give a man a Dutch dictionary. . . .
Ja, dat is melk en koe:
Dat's a Dutch lijn.
Ik soppe op, ik toe--
Van de kijn 'n
De meisje mijn, 'n. . .

Een groot Nederlands lik
Ik zuige en Mond.
Een breast-fresser ben ik--
Mit een hand vol, groter dan een pond.

Ik wil niet melk van koe
Maar meisje mijn,
De mijn.

Neen op koe,
Neen op koe,
Neen op koe,
Neen op koe, maar de vrouw.
En ik wil meer
De boezem koffie.
Het is als brouw--
Borst bier is.

Ik wil niet melk van koe,
Maar meisje mijn.


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Michael Pacholek - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
If "Yet Another Dutchman" is still on this site, boy, are you gonna be in dutch with him.
TJC - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I think you're trying to tell me to take my finger outta that dyke!
Meriadoc - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Not from the cow, but from the wife's bosom - that much I figured out... Interesting parody!

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