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Song Parodies -> "Cold Finger"
Original Song Title:
"Goldfinger"
Original Performer:
John Barry
Parody Song Title:
"Cold Finger"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I kid you not, the music for the Goldfinger soundtrack was written by British composer John Barry. Sung by Shirley Bassey.
Cold finger on young man
Who is decidedly Dutch,
A diker's touch.
His name's Hans Brinker. . .
Secons you with a
Slender post of skin--
Keeps dryness in.
Molded berms he hopes won't pour. . .stay sere,
But this guy can't finger dikes all year.
If too cold, it curls--
Hypotherm tissue.
If it's missed the depths will issue.
Rolled klinkers--sh*tty curls,
Oh where can he drop a load?
Right by the road.
He's going to explode.
No commode
It's coiled up, a load.
He'll explode.
Left lunch by the road.
Watch your toes!!
Who is decidedly Dutch,
A diker's touch.
His name's Hans Brinker. . .
Secons you with a
Slender post of skin--
Keeps dryness in.
Molded berms he hopes won't pour. . .stay sere,
But this guy can't finger dikes all year.
If too cold, it curls--
Hypotherm tissue.
If it's missed the depths will issue.
Rolled klinkers--sh*tty curls,
Oh where can he drop a load?
Right by the road.
He's going to explode.
No commode
It's coiled up, a load.
He'll explode.
Left lunch by the road.
Watch your toes!!
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kinda ironic a guy named hans is famous for his finger...you've certainly expanded on his legend...5s
Many thanks, Alvin.
And why did they get a Dutch boy to do it? Well, you see, there was this German kid, and he said, "Something's wrong here... I can't quite put my finger on it..."
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