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Song Parodies -> "White Nit Mass"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"White Nit Mass"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Their numbers rising;
The lass weren't clean.
Oral should have been the way;
My nethers needs preening today. . .
Inex'rably kill--hell slay!
The pestilence that's bursting forth
Near the long pole that pokes up to north.

I'm teeming with a white nit mass;
Bug bites are like "fire down below."
Where the tree's mop's itchin',
I'll kill 'em, bitchin':
"To smear: slay hell in stage roe!"

I'm creaming bugs, a white nit mass
With deadly nit-mass pesticide
Made to slay, it's stemming the tide
And makes all your nit masses subside.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Ravyn Rant - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm itching to give you some fives! "Deadly nit-mass pesticide" was inspired...but...ewwwww! May all your nit-masses be wiped.
alvin rhodes - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
hope i'm never "creaming bugs"
MasonR - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Bury Nit Mass to all, and to John...a good write! 555
TJC - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent write, and likely the only time you'd welcome the moniker "nit wit!"
John Barry - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ravyn, Alvin, Mason, TJC.
AFW - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Wildy worded, far out, and funny
PMS - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with Ravyn
Meriadoc - December 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Bing must be turning in his grave.... ;-D

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