Song Parodies -> "AIG"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

"AIG"

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The Lyrics

They’re the slime who helped define the bubble,
Motherf**king company—
Sleazy churls of grift-dom, AIG.
Up in their tower of darkness,
They are scamming the next bonus spree,
Creeping jerks of grift-dom, AIG.

AIG, why, AG, not indict AIG?!!
Sleazy smirking grift bums, AIG.

There’s many broke, dough-parted people,
Victims of chicanery
Practiced by these scamsters, AIG.
The bozos who weren’t smart and went on
A credit-default-swap spree
Now are getting handsome bonus fees.

Bonus fees; bogus fees; boned us, free; bonus fees.
Thieves are getting handsome bonus fees.

All in this blight are lousy;
They helped cause the plight of the country,
Caused a lot of sorrow, AIG.
These snakes suck eggs in which you nested
Your depleted treasury.
Sleazy turds of grift-dom, AIG.

AIG; vile, sleazy; piled feces, AIG.
Reeking turds, a sh!t dump, AIG.

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Mark Scotti - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment

Another gem, John. Keep throwin' these scums on the spit...

Patrick - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment

Wonderful invective. Congress is ranting and raving over a few million in executive bonuses to redirect the outrage that should be aimed at Congress over the 170 billion. Sadly, this tactic always works.

Tommy Turtle - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment

What Patrick said, except sub "850 billion". This is what *always* happens when Congress gives away money. I would give you your $555 bonus, but I'm under strict oversight. ... oh, wait, you *earned* it....

Jim Rotondo - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment

Well composed John. Hey, do I get a bonus for the three 5's?

Timmy1000 - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment

I've been trying to think of something fitting for these scumbags, but John, yours is a gem. Well done and Amen! And their CEO said he asked them to give back half - HUH? Why don't they give back enough to pay out half of the money they owe on their fake insurance contracts with no capital backing. Oh wait, that would be about 90 billion. How many times do you get taken by con artists before you see what is happening. For our govt., I guess that remains to be seen.

2Eagle - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment

Well put.

Christie Marie M - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment

AIG may be PIG's, but in reality, AIG=A$$!!! This news is all over! Come to think I was once covered by AIG (under my mom's name)! Thank God I changed from another insurance company, because I want nothing to do with those conniving, thieving, money-hungry, pit bulls! I echo all comments above. Congrats, you earned another bonus of $555!

Earnie Bad(en)off - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment

Excellent skewerin' my good sir!

Harry - March 20, 2009 - Report this comment

A masterpiece. The best of the AIG skewerings so far.

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