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Song Parodies -> "I Hold My Pelt with Glue"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Hold My Pelt with Glue"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I hold my pelt with glue;
it stays on fine.
And so it is never askew…
won’t go flyin’
off when air’s tryin’
real hard to vanquish it
and to knock it down.
It sits there to languish—
on the apex will always be found,
because it’s held with glue
and stays in line
quite fine.
Got a tou-pee
that you
need to hew
to where you
once had mounds
of full, lush hair?
Well, listen to me—
go right downtown,
and quickly
to buy some swell rug glue,
then look refined.
it stays on fine.
And so it is never askew…
won’t go flyin’
off when air’s tryin’
real hard to vanquish it
and to knock it down.
It sits there to languish—
on the apex will always be found,
because it’s held with glue
and stays in line
quite fine.
Got a tou-pee
that you
need to hew
to where you
once had mounds
of full, lush hair?
Well, listen to me—
go right downtown,
and quickly
to buy some swell rug glue,
then look refined.
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