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Song Parodies -> "Chanson d’Amer"

Original Song Title:

"Chanson d'Amour"

Original Performer:

Manhattan Transfer

Parody Song Title:

"Chanson d’Amer"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Chanson d’amer,[1]
Argh! argh! argh! argh! argh!
Pas de “cher.”[2]
Hear me—I fart.
Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat.
Comme l’enfer[3]

Chanson d’amer,
Je te mer’.*[4]
Each time you hear,
“Naw! Naw! Naw! Naw! Naw!!”
Chanson, chanson d’amer.

[minor-key/diminished-chord interlude]

“Eat me. . .” I jeer
“. . .raw, raw, raw, raw, raw!”
Chanson, chanson d’amer.

[1]bitter song
[2]No “dear”
[3]like hell
[4]I merde you

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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Patrick - October 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Très courte, mais bien écrite. Ça me plait beaucoup.
Old Man Ribber - October 19, 2010 - Report this comment
What the Frog said! (Yat Da Dat Da Dat!) ;D
LilChanteeCakes - October 19, 2010 - Report this comment
C H A N T ~ O N . . . . SirSweaty !
2Eagle - October 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Auf Deutsch bitte! Ich verstehe nicht deine Sprache. That song is an oldie I forgot about. Good use although I don't understand French.

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