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Song Parodies -> "Vile Maliki"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel Pretty"

Original Performer:

West Side Story soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Vile Maliki"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Vile Maliki
[Pile Maliki],
so mal, icky
[clo’cal icky]—
fingers sticky. . .a shifty Shiite
[fingers filching fat, full till, till light]
in a shitty,
sickly thicket with ill civil fight.

It’s alarming:
they’re disarming
and off swarming, the army, from field,
scram like kitties—
a posse of pussies, it’s revealed.

Thieving grifty churl rich from years in there,
dude with racket: kleptocracy.
Such an sickly place,
such a friggin’ mess,
comes theocracy.
[f**king Wahabi?
f**king Khamenei?]

He is running
a con; rancid
is this bucks-sucking sandpit; our boys
were down gunned
for some flimsy, bunch-o’-bull ploys.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Jonathan - July 08, 2014 - Report this comment
Cool West Side Story Bro 5's
Anon - July 08, 2014 - Report this comment
How can you remove a vital "a" from "cloacal" just to satisfy the syll'ble count?

Now you're supposed to reply, "Oh, yeah, let's see your parodies, big shot."

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