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Song Parodies -> "I’ll Try to Sell This Slew"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I’ll Try to Sell This Slew"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I made it. 300 parodies of this Screamin’ Jay Anthem, which I plan to pitch to Guinness. Will let you know if anything happens. Extremely unlikely, but what the Spell, uh, hell.
I’ll try to sell this slew;
It’s long-shot time.
Three hundred I managed to do.
I’ll be tryin’,
Hoping they’re buyin’.
You know, I will contact
That Guinness Book crowd;
Hope I make an impact
And by my mad act they will be wowed.
How many “Spell”s I do?
Two ninety-nine
Plus ein.
It’s a slew
I did do;
Hope that crew
Thinks so too, and goes, “Wow,
Put him in there
So readers can see
His “Spell”in prow-
ess.”
Dreaming.
They’ll see my “Spell”ing slew
Right here, online.
It’s long-shot time.
Three hundred I managed to do.
I’ll be tryin’,
Hoping they’re buyin’.
You know, I will contact
That Guinness Book crowd;
Hope I make an impact
And by my mad act they will be wowed.
How many “Spell”s I do?
Two ninety-nine
Plus ein.
It’s a slew
I did do;
Hope that crew
Thinks so too, and goes, “Wow,
Put him in there
So readers can see
His “Spell”in prow-
ess.”
Dreaming.
They’ll see my “Spell”ing slew
Right here, online.
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Hope you make the book, John. You deserve it!!
Seconding Mark's comment
Good Luck, Sir; I lift my "Guinness' to your 'Spelled ' suckExcess, SirSweaty ! !
Thanks, Mark. Fiddlegirl, Madame.
congrats john...appropriate parody for number 300...so do you plan on still doing this song from time to time ?
Congrats on 300 spells, Johnny!! I always love your Spells songs forever and ever!! Hope you'll make it to 400 someday! I want to see more of those, in spite of the fact that there's a load of parodies of spells!
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