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Song Parodies -> "Weevils"
Original Song Title:
"People"
Original Performer:
Barbra Streisand
Parody Song Title:
"Weevils"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Weevils,
evil feeding weevils.
You’ve bad luck if you’ve weevils—they’re a scourge.
They’re killing by their feeding, killing
your cotton crop before your eyes,
your crop eating, their prize.
And so you must kill them,
and nil them.
Luckless, weevil-infested people.
They are fucked if they’ve weevils—
what a scourge.
They must purge ’em,
turn the tables and scourge ’em,
show no mercy to these bolls—
they’re worse than voles and moles.
Their hunger is the worst;
a curse are these cotton-scourging weevils,
evil feeding weevils.
You’ve bad luck if you’ve weevils. . .
time to purge.
Time to purge ’em
turn the tables and dirge ’em
and go to work on these bolls—
they’re worse than pol aholes
who plunder U.S. purse.
We’re cursed with these turds who’re worse than weevils,
evil D.C. people.
We are fucked by/with these people,
evil scourge.
evil feeding weevils.
You’ve bad luck if you’ve weevils—they’re a scourge.
They’re killing by their feeding, killing
your cotton crop before your eyes,
your crop eating, their prize.
And so you must kill them,
and nil them.
Luckless, weevil-infested people.
They are fucked if they’ve weevils—
what a scourge.
They must purge ’em,
turn the tables and scourge ’em,
show no mercy to these bolls—
they’re worse than voles and moles.
Their hunger is the worst;
a curse are these cotton-scourging weevils,
evil feeding weevils.
You’ve bad luck if you’ve weevils. . .
time to purge.
Time to purge ’em
turn the tables and dirge ’em
and go to work on these bolls—
they’re worse than pol aholes
who plunder U.S. purse.
We’re cursed with these turds who’re worse than weevils,
evil D.C. people.
We are fucked by/with these people,
evil scourge.
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I like to think of the Dimofwits and Repugnians as Deevils ;-)
Same here, Brad, thanks.
Weevils wobble but they don't fall down!
Another masterpiece by JAB- this time mixing entomology with politics ;-D On a more serious note, in WW2 the Japanese routinely mixed worms, weevils, and cockroaches into Allied POW meals. Makes Obama's childhood dog and cricket meal look like a gourmet meal...
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