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Song Parodies -> "I’m Screaming to My Lithe Mistress"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"I’m Screaming to My Lithe Mistress"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’m beseeching my blithe mistress:
“Oh, please don’t stop now—go, go, go!”
I had knee-dropped, wishin’ that she’d be switchin’
my nates…she nays me, “No!!”

I’m screaming to my lithe mistress:
“Please recommence and end my plight!”
My bated breath gives her delight.
And her baleful grin shows teeth bright white.

I’m speaking with a riled briskness,
but she ignores me, even though
I’m constantly bitchin’ ’bout wished-for whippin’…
her devilish eyes all aglow.

I’m reading a great write, which is
“Venus in Furs”; oh, such delight!
From its pages I start to cite.
She grabs it, maliciously ignites.

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