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Song Parodies -> "Spit on Me; Slobber Me Too"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Cinderella soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Spit on Me; Slobber Me Too"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Salivate, drool-a, masticate gruel-a,
Spit on me; slobber me too.

Purge 'em; peristalsis pumps out your gut--
Spritz on me soggy seeped spew.

Salida, stool-a; micturate pool-a,
Drip on me; drop on me doo.

This makes me manic; what else have you got?
Diddled seed! Not on me--euw!!

Salubrity-lose means your sick spritz shtik is through.
So I git out my Glock and quickly cock;
It spits lead globules into you.

Sanguine noodle-a;
It's caboodle o'
Bits o' your noggin that blew
Past the perimeter of your hewn nut.
Rictus not joshy or ribald and bawdy
'cause rigor-y body turns blue.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
goofy favorite of the day
Yoidy - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
This spittled my fiddle. 555
John Barry - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank, Alvin, Yoidy.
Wicked Green Queen - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
A hilarious work of art. It made me laugh, and the words were great to use. Ha!
Larry G - May 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious cute little ditty

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