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Song Parodies -> "Cagey Dope, Cunning Tropes"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Home, Country Roads"

Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Cagey Dope, Cunning Tropes"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Small post leavened, test's burgeon, yeah!
Blew-bridge mouthin', shaggin' door riven.
Like this pole there--totem; tote 'em, squeeze.
Slumped giraffe is mountin', growin' in the breeze.

Cunning tropes make, me hope,
Smile your face--not be long.
Wet verge in a mounded mama.
Cagey dope, cunning tropes.

Awl the men-please hammer pounder,
Mine the shady strangler of blew wattle.
Dark and musky, plaited on outside,
Milky trace of groom wine, tiered drops on the pie.


I veer to voice; where the moanin's powered, she mauls me,
Her phagy O unwinds me, and I foam far-flung whey.
And drivin' down that load, my jet congealin'--
Drat! I could have been honed yet two ways, fresser bay.


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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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alvin rhodes - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
very weird, but i like it...5s
Paul Robinson - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
What happened? The last thing I remember was alvin freshening my drink...and now I wake up with JB spewing strange verbs all over my brain...5's ~ ~ ~
Rick C - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, many strange verbs here, John. Quirky and fun! 555
John Barry - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Glad you guys enjoyed the weirdness.
AFW - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
This is beyond the barricades....a real vocabulary venture...
Kristof Robertson - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I think you're creating a new form of English in your parodies, John...;-). 555

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