"That Pooh bear is being bad,"
That's what Tiggr'd say.
He's churlish and hopping mad
And starting to flay.

Pooh's tannin' Piglet's smooth hide, (3x)
That mean old bear

Pig. says Pooh's liftin' hunny
Is making him frown.
"You're stealing it from the bees,
So please put it down!"

Pooh won't let Piglet deride
Him, so he tans his thick hide.
Pooh's tannin' Piglet's smooth hide,
That mean old bear.

While Eeyore's standin' by on the side,
He sees the whip bite, but he's seized by lethargy.
He doesn't respond to Piglet's plight,
He does a lip bite and then sighs phlegmatically.

That Christopher Robin lad
Has come out to play
In the Hundred Acre Wood on this sunny day.
Soon Pooh is tanning his hide,
Pooh's tanning Christopher's hide, (2x)
That mean old bear

They don't know why Pooh's hidin' that guy.
He's just a kid, right? And treated Pooh right, nicely.
Eeyore sighs, "No matter" and his eyes
Avert to the right; sees life fatalistically.

He says Pooh's liftin' hunny
Is something that's bound
To happen reflexively--
Bears just wolf it down.

Pooh's then tannin' Eeyore's hide, (2x)
But Eeyore just lets it slide,
'Cause he don't care.

Pooh, that mean old bear,
Tiggr's in his lair,
Piglet's minus hair,
Eeyore doesn't care,
Christopher's impaired.