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Song Parodies -> "Cheese Fries"

Original Song Title:

"Free Ride"

Original Performer:

Edgar Winter

Parody Song Title:

"Cheese Fries"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

comida: food, como: I’m eating; ¿cómo?: how?
I’m mountin’ ’em high,
Calories ain’t low.
I know it’s junk food,
But I love it so.
Nosh ’em with beer--
Got one in each hand.
I taste ’em till my paunch is grand.
Bloat. . .

Come on, bring on the cheese fries
(Cheese fries).
Plumper become my bulging thighs.
Comida mío, cheese fries.

It’s comida comfy;
To eat it’s a bane.
Lipids in innards
Cause LDL gain.
I want to do better,
But once I begin,
I can’t go for bran, sir. . .
Gunked spuds--I’ll dig in!
Oh. . .

Como los tasty cheese fries
(Cheese fries).
¿Cómo? Sometimes with sides of pies.
Coma. Too many cheese fries.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Mark Scotti - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
SOLD! I'm heading for The Windmill at lunchtime for a large order! Some cheesy fives to you, Mr. Barry!!!
malcolm higgins - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
5-5-5 John. well done. Tasty stuff here
Andy Primus - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Gunked spuds - good description
John Barry - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark, Malcolm (congrats and thanks for a pirate idea), Andy.
TJC - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Your 'trans-' is phatte!
John Lomain - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
And I just ate macaroni and cheese! 5's
Tomás Tortuga - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
¡"como/coma" -- un cambio muy bueno! ... un juego con palabras del tipo que me gusto mucho... ¿y perdoneme mucho, pero hay un razon en particular por que no lees o escibes a mi parodia en su tributo y defensa hoy? Quince.

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