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Song Parodies -> "I Must Dispel the View"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Must Dispel the View"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I must dispel the view
I "milk" my kine.
You better stop the things you moo.
Folks are spyin'
When they are buyin'.
You know, they can't stand skimmed
With sweet cream cut down.
They detest it fat-free
And hand it back to me with a frown.
I must dispel the view
Their milk ain't fine
As wine.
They love two,
They love two,
They love two,
They love two percent now.
It is in there
Between skim and cream,
Comes from a cow
Named Bossie.
Now must dispel the view
I'm "milked" by kine.
I "milk" my kine.
You better stop the things you moo.
Folks are spyin'
When they are buyin'.
You know, they can't stand skimmed
With sweet cream cut down.
They detest it fat-free
And hand it back to me with a frown.
I must dispel the view
Their milk ain't fine
As wine.
They love two,
They love two,
They love two,
They love two percent now.
It is in there
Between skim and cream,
Comes from a cow
Named Bossie.
Now must dispel the view
I'm "milked" by kine.
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I don't know how this got posted twice today. It was up over the weekend and has appeared here appeared here today. I am innocent.
ya convinced me the first time...5s
Thanks, Alvin.
In Hawaii, dey giv ya' da' kine 5's!
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