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Song Parodies -> "I Steal Kitties"
Original Song Title:
"I Feel Pretty"
Original Performer:
West Side Story soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"I Steal Kitties"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I steal kitties,
Loads of kitties,
I steal kitties though slit me they might.
They’re real pretty,
But if I’m not careful they will bite.
So I’m arming
Myself, arming,
With some farming tools made out of steel,
So those kitties
Will see for themselves how sharp things feel.
See that kitty dash beneath that car there,
Trying hard to escape from me.
I have kitty mace—
Combats kitty stress,
Combats kitty guile;
Can’t let kitty flee!
If they’re running
Away, panting,
I’ll be stunning
With tranquing employed
In my gun
With ketamine’s wonders deployed.
Loads of kitties,
I steal kitties though slit me they might.
They’re real pretty,
But if I’m not careful they will bite.
So I’m arming
Myself, arming,
With some farming tools made out of steel,
So those kitties
Will see for themselves how sharp things feel.
See that kitty dash beneath that car there,
Trying hard to escape from me.
I have kitty mace—
Combats kitty stress,
Combats kitty guile;
Can’t let kitty flee!
If they’re running
Away, panting,
I’ll be stunning
With tranquing employed
In my gun
With ketamine’s wonders deployed.
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JAB - What has two legs and chases cats? The author! Fine parody! ;D
This gives me an idea, I don't know why. Great work by the way.
I cat see why I cat cat-a-log you three fives..well rhymed.
The title alone did it for me. Sinister and silly simultaneously.
Max, when I saw the title of this I KNEW you were going to take a suspicious interest! We all know WHY!!!!
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