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Song Parodies -> "Guys From Lone Star Get the Sweep"

Original Song Title:

"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Guys From Lone Star Get the Sweep"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I look, am enthralled—L.A.’s done, off they’re creeping;
Guys from Lone Star get the sweep.
On the hardwood floor, Kobe is nearly weeping.
Thrilled, the Lone Stars get the sweep.

It’s not that I relish this Tex crew,
But I have zero love
For smoggy town’s basketball’s vex crew. . .
As champs, the ex-crew.

They took out the churls that’s I’ve always been spurning.
Guys from Lone Star get the sweep.
So many mistakes made—they won’t be returning;
Guy who’s their star gently weeps.

In Dallas town, they were subverted
By a determined crew.
And they went down. . .won’t be reverted,
A terminated crew.

I look, am enthralled—L.A.’s done, off they’re creeping;
Guys from Lone Star get the sweep.
They took the game ball;
Thrilled, the Lone Stars get the sweep.

Go, go, go, go. . .Celtics!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Who gave this 3's - May 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Maybe they voted that way for all the 3's Dallas made, or that Lakers won't 3-peat.
T.D Gardenia - May 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Right on, Who Gave!
Mark Scotti - May 09, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm a Celtics fan myself...hopefully we got it this year!

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