Boogers,
Schnozz, runny, runny,
Nouveau "nose candy," girl;
I've got some to share with you.

Munching
On boogers, boogers
Makes me so happy, girl;
I hope you're wanting some too.

Famished! Time to eat;
I'll pluck a luscious lunch for you
(There's a sweet picked lunch for you).
Fabulous this treat;
I'll pick winner dinner for you
(A winner dinner for you).

Ah! Boogers, yum! runny, runny.
This one's a dandy curl;
Now I've got some fare to chew.

When I picked it, girl,
I knew how sweet this piece would be
(I knew how sweet this piece would be).
Like this sumptuous lunchtime portion
What a treat for me.
(Pork out--what a treat for me! )

Boogers, pour out first, pre-boogers, runny, runny.
Portage out the solid boogers, baby,
They make a luscious bite to eat, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Portion out those boogers, baby, yeah.
Pork out on those boogers, honey, yeah.
They're such a sumptuous sight; let's eat, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah, boogers, nose plumbing, plumbing;
They taste so dandy, girl,
I want solidified goo. . . .