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Song Parodies -> "It's Beginning to Look Like Slot in Brit's Nest"

Original Song Title:

"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"It's Beginning to Look Like Slot in Brit's Nest"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Thanks to Bob Gomez ("Sparse the Hair on Britney's Thing") for the idea.
It's beginning to look like slot in Brit's nest's
Shed of hair--pube mow.
Take a look up thighs, porn-star yen;
Hirsute pie is shorn, men.
This randy dame has clipped her mane to show.

These defringed shots we look at on Internet--
Boys can now explore;
It's a primpin'-it site they see,
Rumsfeld gushes, "Golly gee!"
It's a mown front door.

That hair is chopped a lot, dudes;
There's just bristle, no pubes.
Was it Schick or Bic or Gillette?
Like Yul Brynner's top, there isn't a mop.
Did you hope for a Chia Pet?
This mom weed-whacks the yard, abates
Kudzu that starts again.

It's beginning to look a lot like Brit's nest
Wedge fledge is spare, so
If you take a peep you can tell
Though she's not ready for Prell,
There is a sign of twine ex post waxo.
It's beginning to look a lot like Brit's nest's
Hell-bent for a start
On a sprigs crop upon her thing--
Like alfalfa, up they spring,
Slight fringe on her part.


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Kristof Robertson - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Outrageously funny, John! "Like Yul Brynner's top, there isn't a mop. /Did you hope for a Chia Pet?" was a fave among TMGLTM. Bravo. 555
Jack Wilson - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Ditto Kristof's comment! 555 here!
QC79 - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, at least we know she's a real blonde...
alvin rhodes - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
OMG....title of the day...and the parody lived up to the promise
Bob Gomez - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
"Ex post waxo"--WAHAHAHAH!!!
TJC - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I echo Kristoff here! You have truly pun-nished Brit for her, um... sartorial indiscretions!
Yoidy - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Laughed my pubes off 555!
John Barry - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks much, Kristof, QC79, Alvin, Bob, TJC, Yoidy.
Michael Pacholek - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Congratulations on 1500, John! You just might catch Malcolm yet! (You don't WANT to know what he's caught!)
AFW - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Timely, titillating, and too funny
John Barry - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, Michael--I'll never make it; gonna take a sabbatical soon.
Meriadoc - December 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Now this is the way all Christmas songs ought to sound... ;-D

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