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Song Parodies -> "Bagels We Have Burned on HIGH"

Original Song Title:

"Angels We Have Heard on High"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bagels We Have Burned on HIGH"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Bagels we have burned on HIGH;
MEDIUM would be more sane.
Keep a scraping knife nearby,
till the carbon we have tamed.

Scor-or-or…score enough,
then it swell will taste, so…
scor-or-or…score enough,
till unrelished waste will go.

Thankful for the leavening,
or else matzo comes along.
But much better measuring
means the toaster’s not so strong.


Lower setting will be mete,
and the kitchen will not stink
like torched toe jam in the feet…
slather on a schmear…hot drink.


They’re boiled before they are baked,
and a crust around them curls.
Soon our hunger will be slaked;
we’ll degust them and not hurl,
’cause they’re not hard as tree burls.

they taste; we’ve reached our goal.
when they don’t taste like baked coal.

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mad hatter - December 08, 2021 - Report this comment
think you got me hungry now

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