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Song Parodies -> "Have Yourself a Cherry-Red and Split Lip"

Original Song Title:

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"

Original Performer:

Miscellaneous

Parody Song Title:

"Have Yourself a Cherry-Red and Split Lip"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Have yourself a cherry-red and split lip
from a misplaced bite.
From then on
your smile will be a site of fright.

Have yourself a cherry-red and ripped lip,
great big dermal fray.
From then on
your dribbles will be pure Type A.

There you drip onto the parquet…
a pathway of pouring gore.
Hate to rend where you beer-ingest;
now you smear and mess the floor.

Gruesome tear
in what the French call “levre,”
the lip on your mouth—
not the topmost, but the one that is down south.

So, have yourself a very, very big nip;
hell, be selfish, take a very big sip.
On the shelf, you’ll find something to help you out.

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