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Song Parodies -> "Neutered, Neutered (sugg. by Guy)"
Original Song Title:
"Sugar, Sugar"
Original Performer:
Archies
Parody Song Title:
"Neutered, Neutered (sugg. by Guy)"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
This is 1 of 10 responses to a challenge by Johnny D (abetted by Guy and Steve K.) to do 10 parodies of "Sugar, Sugar." I followed most of their suggestions and came up with a few of my own. I've already been to the Archies well 6 times, so no more after today. If anyone wants to take it from here, here are some suggestions: "Luthor, Luthor" (Superman's nemesis); "Wookie, Wookie" (Star Wars); "Dubya, Dubya/Kerry Kerry"; "Shoo, Guard, Shoo Guard" (NBA); "Schmuckers, Schmuckers" (jam); "Suckers, Suckers" (those who voted for Bush); well, I could go on, but I won't. Archies la vista!
Neutered, Neutered
CHORUS:
Neutered,
Once humpy puppy.
You're now a gland-free cur.
Now here's a new rawhide chew.
Puppy,
Oh, neutered, neutered,
You're now a gland-free cur;
You won't be humpin' my crew.
I just can't believe the humpiness that once was you.
(Humpiness that once was you)
Now your nuts are sundered; hope you won't go pee and poo.
(All over my new shoes)
CHORUS
You won't miss those "pearls";
Your issuance is now seed-free.
(Your issuance is now seed-free)
You can still go outside—
Pour some fluid on a tree.
(Pour some fluid on a tree)
Oh, pour a little "liquor" on tree, puppy. (neutered)
Pour a little "liquor" on tree, spayee. (puppy, puppy)
No more humping in the street. (nah, nah, nah)
CHORUS:
Neutered,
Once humpy puppy.
You're now a gland-free cur.
Now here's a new rawhide chew.
Puppy,
Oh, neutered, neutered,
You're now a gland-free cur;
You won't be humpin' my crew.
I just can't believe the humpiness that once was you.
(Humpiness that once was you)
Now your nuts are sundered; hope you won't go pee and poo.
(All over my new shoes)
CHORUS
You won't miss those "pearls";
Your issuance is now seed-free.
(Your issuance is now seed-free)
You can still go outside—
Pour some fluid on a tree.
(Pour some fluid on a tree)
Oh, pour a little "liquor" on tree, puppy. (neutered)
Pour a little "liquor" on tree, spayee. (puppy, puppy)
No more humping in the street. (nah, nah, nah)
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Made it to number 3...yay!! 555
new rawhide chew...HAHAHAHA...too funny
Thanks to all who ploughed through this project. I've had too much Sugar. Never again, I promise.
(Comment, Comment #5) Well done, JB!
"You're now a gland-free cur / Now here's a new rawhide chew" ..... Awwww!
You see this is why my dogs lock thier legs when my dad takes them to the vet. Hey, lets face it can you blame em. If I lost my family jewls I'd stray away from where I woke up without em.
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