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Song Parodies -> "Chokin' His Mistress Was Don Sherwood"

Original Song Title:

"Over the River and Through the Woods"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Chokin' His Mistress Was Don Sherwood"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Family-values U.S. Rep. Don Sherwood (R-PA) admits to a several-years liaison with a mistress, but denies choking her. She sued him for $5.5 million over allegations of physical abuse.To shut her up, so to speak, Sherwood, who's facing a tough relection bid and recently received a ringing endorsement from our family-values president, is paying her half a mil out of court, some of which she'll have to forfeit if she opens her throat to speak about the alleged abuse.
Chokin' his mistress was Don Sherwood,
He'd gag-smother mouth and throat.
She's hoarse; his horeseplay got carried away.
How'll his district now vo-ote?

Choked up, the missus of Don Sherwood,
Lump forming in her throat.
"Do you give blows to all your 'ho's,
You bloated old sound-squeeze goat?!"

"Whoa!" says the district of Don Sherwood,
"A strange way to have foreplay.
We hear his belle he was strangling, poor thing;
Least the hand-gripper ain't ga-ay."

No Jack the Ripper is Don Sherwood;
He throttles but don't slay.
He'll knock 'er down, wrap his hands around;
For him it's gag-mistress day.

"Go!" says the dimwit to Don Sherwood,
"You rate, Don, you're doin' great!"
He came down to show, Don's a god fellow,
His family-values ma-ate.

Force her to zip it does Don Sherwood;
The payoff's capped, though high.
She's gotta keep mum or she'll forfeit some
Of close-throat hush-money pie.

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